wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.
Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
by hotgirlfriendofcole May 5, 2022
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Get the Horny shoesmug. A game between friends where you surprise attack your opponent by kicking your shoe at them, typically while walking into room or around a corner. Also a pun.
by Communist bloc party February 4, 2017
Get the kung shoemug. noun. Referring to women's shoes that cannot be walked in for a greater time than 15 minutes. (e.g., stilettos)
by iscabbile August 18, 2009
Get the Sitting Shoesmug. Someone who owns a pair of stripper shoes yet won't own up to their actual purpose. Claims that they are "work shoes"
Hey, Theresa, nice stripper shoes! Are you a stripper?
Those are my work shoes!
Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.
Those are my work shoes!
Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.
by FIReNVY September 29, 2009
Get the Work Shoesmug. When you eat the shoe you have done something cool, something unexpected, or you were just being a stand up guy. If someone is starting to vibe with you or they did something they didn’t want to with a good attitude, they ate the shoe.
ex. My friend stayed at school to help me with the test, he ate the shoe.
Another way to say push’in p but can utilized with more variety describing where the shoes is.
ex. She finally said something to me after 2 weeks of working together, she’s starting to eat the shoe.
ex. My friend stayed at school to help me with the test, he ate the shoe.
Another way to say push’in p but can utilized with more variety describing where the shoes is.
ex. She finally said something to me after 2 weeks of working together, she’s starting to eat the shoe.
ex. He didn’t eat the shoe because he lied behind my back
ex. I wasn’t able to master that skating trick today, I couldn’t swallow the shoe, I give up.
ex. Bro is going try hard mode on that game, he’s just chewing on that shoe.
ex. I wasn’t able to master that skating trick today, I couldn’t swallow the shoe, I give up.
ex. Bro is going try hard mode on that game, he’s just chewing on that shoe.
by oliviawhoopwhoop February 18, 2022
Get the Eat the shoemug. by Trongster January 5, 2018
Get the elevator shoesmug.