Mrs Nelson

An English teacher that you just hate. The Mrs Nelson's of the world are usually old and have that amazing ability to give you a death stare that makes you want to go crawl underneath your desk and wait for the next nuclear bomb. They are sometimes but not always lesbian though they do show lesbian traits. If you know a Mrs Nelson I am sorry I really am.

Friend 1: Omg that person is giving me a death stare i think i might just go die now
Friend 2: she must be a Mrs Nelson
Friend 1: Agreed

by Hunters Waltz October 25, 2010

Nelson Velez

An ugly version of the definiton of man whore.
He would do anything with a pussy that walks by.
Also can be used to mean ass hole, dick head, or any other insulting term.

oh my god, is jack really acting like a nelson? get rid of him!

by Very Angry Bitch February 28, 2005

Candace Nelson

A weird goose, usually found in Arabia who eats anas hairs.
Usually extremely obese.

Man that Candace Nelson is blocking my view, i got better luck standing behind a truck.

A fart jar

by Lywewe Jihoovawitz September 25, 2010

Sour-Nelson

When a man ejaculates onto a piece of bread, covers another piece of bread in honey, combines the two and eats it.

Dude, I dare you to eat my Sour-Nelson.

by PaulTaylorThe4 May 13, 2008

willy nelson

reverse father nelson, done towards the front instead of back.

Carlos was so mad that he looked Danny in the face and gave him a willy nelson

by mpc6q7 September 19, 2013

adam nelson

is a unconfident person who is really shy and awkward he is tall and is bad with girls.

adam nelson is bad with girls because hes and unconfident person.

by adam nelson November 15, 2013

Nelson Velez

Back round info:Deffinatley not one of the smartest "things" to walk the earth but sure as hell the biggest lyer! He needs a punch in the face to straighten his dumb ass out.

1.Feel free to use this word as commonly and as randomly as you want.
for example if some one is bein an ass hole rather than to show off your colorful vocabulary in public, just call him/her/it a NELSON VELEZ!

Dude: hey man do you see that skugly stupid fuck walkin over there?
Man: ya dude*(Screaming to the skugly fuck)* YO YOU NELSON VELEZ PIECE OF SHIT KEEP WALKIN OVER THERE, THE SMELL OF YOU MAKES MY ASS HAIR SINGE OFF!
Dude: you tell him man, you tell him
**((zing))**

by my lipstick's on his collar March 05, 2005