[Patrick Nelson]

The flyest mutherfucker alive. Has awesome girlfriend. He is a fly mutherfucker

Did you see Patrick Nelson today? He's a fliy mutherfucker..

by The one you call satan October 17, 2008

half nelson

sexual position similar to the wrestling hold, providing maximun control by the man.

I was mad at Jill for making me wait so long, so when I finally got the ass, I put that bitch in a half nelson.

by James June 17, 2006

Nelsonized

A term used in absolutely owning a person using the most random and idiotic phrases, yet it is so brilliant.

*Boy 1 to Boy 2*
Boy 1: Hey, what's red and smells like blue paint?
Boy 2: I dont know what?
Boy 1: Red paint, dumbass.
Boy 3: You just got nelsonized.

by SycoYoshi8 October 10, 2011

nelson trade

(n.)
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.

(ex.)
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.

See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.

by Shrimp Etouffee November 15, 2011

nelson special

A sexual act that involves ordering cinnastix from Dominos® and ejaculating in the icing cup before serving it to your friends, unbeknownst to them.

Frank: these cinnastix taste funny

Adrian: that's because I gave them a Nelson special

Frank: wtf!!!

by Chris'tyl meth March 10, 2018

nelson d

A GAY NIGGA

Aye yo, little gay nigga Nelson D

by Gabriel Cipion February 28, 2019

Nelsoning

v. Semi-erotic food fingering to check for quality, doneness, and juiciness approved only by Mr. Nelson himself.

You’ve been Nelsoning the crease in that chicken long enough.

by Santee Men August 11, 2020