Pissing Through The Eye Of A Needle

Rippin the beer shits into the shitter and its sounds and feels like your pissing out of your ass. Yeah you know those ones......they usually burn too.

I sure pissed through the eye of a needle on that one....yeah you guys thought I was pissing eh...well I wasnt.....I was shittin soup you fuckin Wikedy Wiener

by Iron James January 26, 2004

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Needer

A word to describe a needle when you don't feel like saying the "le" part.

"I am going to poke you with a needer!" or "Give me that NEEDER!" or "I need to go to the store to get thread and needers!"

by Bighead Nick August 8, 2009

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A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur)

Man1: Did you hear about jed?
Man2: No, What happened?
Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.
Man2: holy shit!

by Who thinks of this? July 12, 2009

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Needle Beaver

Guy with a skinny or thin penis
Can be used as a noun or a verb

Noun: He is such a Needle Beaver!
Verb: I totally Needle Beavered Michelle last night!

by Megan the Incredible February 28, 2008

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Needlework

An art of guitar play mainly focusing on precise, hardcore breakdowns; rhythmatic heavy guitar solo with a slow beat involving steady and fast pased drum.

Term derived from one mans inference of Emmure's EP The Complete Guide To Needleworking.

Emmure has put out 3 albums (Goodbye To The Gallows (2007), The Respect Issue (2008), Fellony (2009)) following their EP (The Complete Guide To Needleworking). Every album (mainly their EP) consists of heavy breakdowns (needlework) throughout generally every song.

by fuckthatnoiseScarecrow November 7, 2009

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