Nascar

NASCAR is the best Motorsport ever despite what people say the top three best drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt SR., and Jimmie Johnson who are all 7 time champions and Jimmie has even won 5 in a row which is more than anyone ever

me manNASCAR is the best Motorsport ever despite what people say the top three best drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt SR., and Jimmie Johnson who are all 7 time champions and Jimmie has even won 5 in a row which is more than anyone ever

by coolkid1221 November 15, 2019

NASCAR Twitter

A place with pedophiles, racists, and trolls. Also a place where you can't have an opinion, and people starting drama.

I just got ratio'd for my opinion. Not surprised, considering this is NASCAR Twitter.

by colecusterfan41 May 11, 2022

Nascar chalice

The cup (often plastic) or bottle/can used by tobacco chewers to deposit their chew by-product.

Waiter: Would you like a NASCAR chalice for that?

Hick: No thanks, I have an empty Pepsi can already.

by Sluggles March 19, 2017

Nascar Syndrome

Noun. A disorder of the mind characterized by symptoms including but not limited to: Driving too fast, blocking other cars from passing, rage when being passed, the delusion that everyone on the road is trying to race you, driving too close to leading cars, etc.

The cause of Nascar Syndrome is not entirely known, some data indicate potential hereditary markers due to the proliferation of the condition in certain locales like Florida and Illinois, but it is clear that it can be transmitted socially as well.

I swear officer, I don't have road rage, it's just my Nascar Syndrome. "if you're not first, you're last!"

by theslyon May 18, 2022

nascar loop

When a man removes all hair on his body except for a full 360 degrees loop from his widows peek through his unibrow (side of eyebrows are shaven) then to the toothbrush moustache taking a hip hoppity jump to his soul patch then down his chest snail trailing to the scrotum where it goes down the shaft and under the balls then going along the taint and up the butt hole along the spine and connecting to his rat tail which attached to his Mohawk then continuing to his widows peak making the perfect nascar loop

“I like ya cut G”

“Thanks got a fresh nascar loop at the barber today”

by Travok steel balls April 1, 2023

NASCAR

Cars turning left for 4 hours, and can get you unfriended if caught watching

Bob: Watcha watching Billy
Billy: NASCAR
Bob: Isnt that just cars turning left
Billy: yes
Bob: Im unfriending ylu

by NASCAR Cole November 14, 2020

NASCAR

NASCAR, or National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing is a "sport" where a bunch of hicks drive around in circles for hours on end. About 95% of NASCAR's audience are rednecks.

Hey der' berdy. You wanna watch some NASCAR and drink some beer?

by NotWhispy September 9, 2021