Vagina Nest

According to some reports in 2018, and possibly earlier, women were told by an Etsy seller that to "restore the elasticity of the uterine wall" one must insert ground up wasp nest material into the vagina. Which, most sane people know, is absolutely batsh*t insane.

Kirsty laughed at the idea of a vagina nest outloud but internally was questioning whether there was any scientific evidence behind it.

by Pogoextreme July 5, 2022

bird's nest

you get a girl with at least medium length hair... wrap your dick with it and jerk off. afterwards, you have a bird's nest.

if your girlfriend is sleeping you can rub one out with her hair and she'll wake up with a beautiful bird's nest. she will be so happy and grateful. it's a gift perfect for any occasion.

by gohn December 4, 2009

rats nest

An ugly mullet according to schizophrenic singer Wesley Willis

Get the rats nest off of your head, get that crazy ass mullet off your skull

by Flush-Out October 24, 2009

fun nest

A pleasurable lower region on a woman, preferably on the front

Abhi: I'd give anything to romp in her fun nest.

by MadMancMatt March 26, 2009

Wasp nest

The large pile of shit left at the bottom of the toilet bowl the day after you were out drinking all night.

"Yo! Dion, you gotta check out the wasp nest I left in the shitter, bro!"

by mister delicious February 16, 2007

poo nest

a comfortable warm, hygienic and dry seating area for anal deposits. placing sheets of toilet paper tactically around the rim of the toilet seat.

a cold public toilet with a wet seat, what to do?
tear sheets from the toilet roll, place strategically, sit back and relax. maybe read the news? Or perhaps listen to 5 live - fuck it, just hook up a portable TV and poo in luxury... this poo nest is lush

by Wayne Cornish November 25, 2007

Hooker's Nest

the location a hooker will take you to perform services. ie..incall, outcall.

the rooms attached to a brothel with numbers corresponding to the badge the prostitute is wearing.

"that chick's hooker's nest was nice. clean sheets, private and even hand a sink to take a whore's bath in..... I love this Brothel!!!"

by dirtycracker77 April 3, 2009