the dirty needle

A blow job right after anal.

I got the dirty needle from my girlfriend last night.

by The naughty magician May 5, 2016

mr. needle

AP teacher who's goal in life is to haunt the dreams of all high school students. He is the reason sophomores are up doing homework all night. Instead of teaching, he talks about useless stories and tells dad jokes. He is the reason you're failing out of school.

Friend: hey bro u wanna go to the football game on Friday
You: can't. Mr. Needle is making us define 3.27 million words by Monday.

by imakanyemess September 23, 2016

ninja needles

Is a dope artist.

Man, my homie got a tattoo by Ninja Needles and it's the shit!

Ninja Needles, man.... He's gonna be remembered someday.

by ThatOneEntity September 1, 2016

Stones on needles

Idiom of crisis management, to be durable, resistant to difficult circumstances; delusional delicate condition.

To have stones on needles.
We have stones on needles.

by word act January 28, 2018

needle pricking

When a man with an abnormally thin dick repeatedly thrusts in his lover even after the orgasm

I will needle Prick you all night
Needle Pricking is my hobby

by IWillKillYourDog January 28, 2018

Hairy needles

Hairy needles is when your pubic hair gets caught in the foreskin of your penis causing your '3 millimeter defeater' to be in a state of uncomfortable cock torture.

Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.

Homie1: Bro, is anyone coming, i need to sort out my 'hairy needles'

Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming

Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.

by xXFurryNazi69420Xx October 28, 2021

Needle in a Haystack

Usually used when someone's trying to do the impossible.

It's also used when you're coding

Needle in a haystack coding example:
strpos("haystack", "needle");

by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021