Nascar

where we like to go fast and we put it inner ass!!!! cousin shit

nascar

by Pimpdaddyk November 8, 2019

Nascar

NASCAR is the best Motorsport ever despite what people say the top three best drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt SR., and Jimmie Johnson who are all 7 time champions and Jimmie has even won 5 in a row which is more than anyone ever

me manNASCAR is the best Motorsport ever despite what people say the top three best drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt SR., and Jimmie Johnson who are all 7 time champions and Jimmie has even won 5 in a row which is more than anyone ever

by coolkid1221 November 15, 2019

nascar

turning left in a chevrolet for 5 hours

nascar is boring my dood

by surrealix September 8, 2019

NASCAR

NAS' car.

John: What's NASCAR?

Jim: I think he drives a 1988 Mercedes-Benz 190E

by Punshine January 5, 2020

NASCAR

Cars turning left for 4 hours, and can get you unfriended if caught watching

Bob: Watcha watching Billy
Billy: NASCAR
Bob: Isnt that just cars turning left
Billy: yes
Bob: Im unfriending ylu

by NASCAR Cole November 14, 2020

Nascar chalice

The cup (often plastic) or bottle/can used by tobacco chewers to deposit their chew by-product.

Waiter: Would you like a NASCAR chalice for that?

Hick: No thanks, I have an empty Pepsi can already.

by Sluggles March 19, 2017

NASCAR

NASCAR, or National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing is a "sport" where a bunch of hicks drive around in circles for hours on end. About 95% of NASCAR's audience are rednecks.

Hey der' berdy. You wanna watch some NASCAR and drink some beer?

by NotWhispy September 9, 2021