Hot mustard

When your shit is burning hot and running and it's almost an orangish-brown type color

"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

mustard jumper

The Mustard Jumper is when you are going down on a lady and she has a whole rug going on downstairs. In the process of pleasuring the lady a bit of that rug tickles your nose forcing you to sneeze! (Like when you smell a pungent mustard). In the process of sneezing you pleasure her more forcing her to jump in pleasure.

Jeeesus, Giles was going down on Serpentine the other night and he gave her a mustard jumper. She nearly hit the ceiling apparently.

by Giles and Sepentine September 25, 2017

Mustard Farth

The useless mustard water that comes out of the mustard bottle before the good shit comes out.

As useless as mustard farth on a limp pickle covered in tasteless christmas lights.

by Jazz Speller November 1, 2017

Mustard jar

Mustard jar
Praise the lord

Oh my god

Mustard jar:
me gusta
lol
he is not gay

by I_love_anime_ March 19, 2018

mustard nipple

A nipple that has a yellow tinge around

"Yo you have a bad case of mustard nipple dude."

by Bend_me_like_beckham February 14, 2017

Bum mustard

Bum mustard is the creamy result of having someone ejaculate during anal sex. It is yellow in colour and has a thick creamy consistency.

I came and when I pulled out there was bum mustard all over!

by Survivor bear August 12, 2016

foot mustard

When a foot fungus goes unchecked and starts secreting a strange yellow substance. That substance is called foot mustard.

Dude, get a doctor to check out your foot mustard situation, it's seriously gross.

by Aria Stormshine June 14, 2016