Mustard Footlong 

oh boy boy
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that

Who asked? Mustard Footlong didn't.

Mustard Footlong by anonymous December 18, 2020

mustard cream

When you hit that millionth nut and get that holy nut(A.K.A gold nut).

Bro, I Mustard Creamed all over your sister.

mustard cream by Porn_Nut December 26, 2020

Mustard gas 

When you shart yellow.

Yesterday I had chinese for dinner. Now I have mustard gas.

Mustard gas by Redhead the Irishman March 3, 2021

Mustard gas 

noun
a colorless gas like liquid which is a vapor and a powerful irritant and vesicant, used normally in chemical weapons and was used industrially until the end of world war 2 (1945)how to make it at home? Well all you need is bleach and ammonia (don’t make this at home if you do and get hurt it’s not my fault it’s your dumb ass fault ok) and if you are exposed to such gasses please contact your country’s emergency number. The side affects are coughing up your lungz, suffocating,coughing up blood, and death

“The Germans released mustard gas! Quickly put on your gas mask!”

Mustard gas by Mr.Clean338 March 18, 2021

mustard chugger

A white person with arthritis who chugs mustard in order to dull the pain.

“Oh Susan is such a mustard chugger”

mustard chugger by Nathaniel woolard April 5, 2021

mustard all over his leaving friend 

A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.

Friend: Wassup?
Me: mustard all over his leaving friend.
Friend: No.

mustard all over his leaving friend by alecwind July 18, 2021

Mustard minge 

Being from ledbury and having a minge like Coleman's mustard

I thought I'd become a taxi driver bit then got assaulted and now I can only smell mustard, at least I haven't got covid, god bless mustard minge

Mustard minge by Jammy66 August 17, 2021