Mufftusk

Mufftusk originated from a legend called melon ..who randomly came out with this word .'mufftusk' is a 'muff' and 'tusk' is are a females 'piss flaps' ..So together it is 'mufftusk'

'Muff' - Pum Pum
'Tusk' - 'Fanny Flaps'

''ewww ur 'Mufftusk' is Droopy and muffy..

by Nolem October 16, 2008

Muffturd

A turd that came from, or was put into, a muff.

"Stephanie had such bad constipation that her body finally resorted to producing muffturds."

by Switche October 18, 2008

Mufftronics

A field of Robotics dedicated to creating simulacra of the female vagina

eg. Have you seen the new Mufftronics section at the sex shop?

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009

Murktivictorious

Adj; used after you deliver a verbal beat-down of epict porportions, that not only hinders a person from speaking but destroys their state of mind.

There is no example for Murktivictorious, it just is. Youll know when it happens.

by M-LO Da Balla& J-LO Da BearJew February 5, 2010

murt hurt

very hungover

"Dude, last night was wild."

"Oh yeah, youre hurtin' like murtin'?"

"Yeah, I'm murt hurt."

by everybody laughs August 7, 2011

Mufftail

A mufftail is a drink made with used/dirty girls panties.
You take a used/dirty pair of girls panties and place the cotton padded "Used" area inside the glass with the "flavour" facing upward, push this to the bottom, the rest of the panties are rolled over the top and around the glass.

Pour your chosen beverage into the glass, My favorite is vodka and coke.
Take a spoon and mix the drink, making sure to press down on the panties at the bottom of the glass to get full flavour in the drink.
Add a slice of lemon, lime or orange on the side with a small umbrella for a tropical feel.
Enjoy your mufftail!

"Hey baby Im gonna make a mufftail with your panties tonight"

by Cyguy September 23, 2013

muratovic

A gay man with 2 inches long for a cock, usually has no sex life

Will you help me, no ive got no inches cause I'm a muratovic

by Bigdickjake69 November 25, 2016