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muffler

1. A mechanism put on cars to lower the intensity of the sound otherwise produced.
2. One who engages in licking a woman's vagina.
3. Quite possibly THE most fun word to say in the entire english language.
1. I took off the muffler on my car and now it doesn't sound like some pussy owns it anymore!
2. (some things are better left unsaid).
3. Say it like you mean it. Muff. lir. Muffler. MUFFLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by dragonlordsals July 19, 2004
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Muffie

The combination of a cookie and a muffin
The muffie recipe won first place at the food fair
by natalienovak March 9, 2015
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Trump Muffler

Farting into a cushion or similar to stop nearby people from smelling or hearing it.
I'm going to use that pillow as a Trump Muffler.
by Lady Gibber July 16, 2006
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Little Miss Muffet

My sister and I had a mutual female friend who was over to the house one day, while our parents were gone, and I was really hoping to score. I got her into the guestroom, and went to the bathroom to freshen up.

While in the bathroom, I heard my sister come home. I heard some talking, and then some muffled groans. When I walked into the guestroom, my little sister was playing Little Miss Muffet on our friends muff. Then our friend asked me to come over there stuff my cock into her mouth.

It's really much more fun to just stop here and leave you hanging!
by Mr. Bill July 28, 2006
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Muffler bearings

A fictional term that bullies use when they ask questions or give maintance advice to ricers.

There is no such thing as muffler bearings however most guys who know nothing about cars can easily be convinced that it is part of their maintance.
Ricer: Is there anything I need to know before I install my new exhaust system?

Bully: Make sure to grease those muffler bearings before the install (bully laughs under his breath)
by truckguy6 December 15, 2008
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Muffercut

I don't hit ho's, but she deserved a muffercut
by muffercuts December 14, 2009
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muffer

A girl with a large volume of public hair otherwise known as a muff. Muffers can be seen at the beach or by the pool where their muffs appear as bulges in their swimsuits.
That girl is a muffer.

Check out her muff.
by wexter December 2, 2014
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