MOTS

Moral Of The Story

MOTS . It ain't illegal if you don't get caught

by psyCHOPath February 24, 2015

Mattship

The worshipping of a guy named Matt it can happen to anyone, causing you to do anything for the Matt its a worrying disease that can take over your life.

Matt: Will you come over tonight? 😉
Girl(who's Mattshipped): Anything for you... Ahh

Witness: That poor girl is suffering from Mattship disease

by Piggycheese July 31, 2016

montso

A woman who usually has green hair. Montso was a popular hairstyle in late 60's, in which women dyed their hair green with a white line in the middle.

Wow! What did you do to your hair? You look like a Montso!

by OlgaAlien January 4, 2017

moths belt

When your friend gets a janky ass spray tan

Jake went to the salon and ended up with a moths belt.

by Tguz10 May 17, 2017

Mattsters

A quite/sneaky basterd who typically says "dope" and smokes pot

Hey what's up mattsters

by Reece wood July 8, 2017

mittsing

The sexual act similar to fisting, but with much much smaller hands.

I was mittsing her so hard but she could barely feel it.

by Pierre cat August 18, 2017

mootsnacking

Eating raw, pure cooch-looch magi-vagi doorknob style corkscrew fucking ass as a midnight meal after your glass of water/milk.

Preferable with Netflix & Chill.

Hey baby. I may be mootsnacking tonight.

by RagnarokTiger November 22, 2017