moss lung

The crippling pain and wheeze your lungs produce caused from built up pressure from smoking baccy bongs

James: “*cough* *cough* fuck me mate that cone romped me”
Jamie: “that definitely gave you moss lungs”

by Gandalf the GOAT October 19, 2021

Jayla Moss

An overachiever but a great friend. She can be a bit much sometimes but we love this bitchhhh.

Jayla moss will help you with homework then joke around with you.

by spiritanimal360 April 26, 2019

Moss Eater'd

getting moss eater'd is when youre absolute ass at lying and everyone calls u out on ur lie bc ur so ass at it

P1: Hey what happened to P3??
P2: They got Moss Eater'd hard time!!!
P1: What did P3 do to get Moss Eater'd?
P4: P3 said the earth was donut shaped and that you cant die from starvation
P1: Wow P3 deserved that

by DawnMacaron May 8, 2024

Maia moss Salomon

Maia Moss Salomon is a very kind person. She is outgoing but has a very bad temper. She is a good friend. Sometimes.

Maia Moss Salomon once beat me up when I didn’t give her my chicken nuggies.

by Broward123person October 28, 2021

moss mouth

To suck on pubes until u have them lining ur teeth

She sucked my pubes until she got moss mouth

by BigDuck96 March 6, 2019

Mag Moss Warranty Act

A congressional decision that requires manufacturers to clearly/cleanly display in writing what their warranty covers, not obscure such text by allowing moss to grow over it.

Legal-eagle Steve Lehto mentions the Mag Moss Warranty Act on his YouTube channel, but he neglected to describe how the manufacturers actually prevent said green sphagnum from forming on said warranties.

by QuacksO December 29, 2019

Moss

A handsome young man who can light up anyone’s day with his jokes. He’s so lovely, caring , kind, easy going, smart and easy to talk to. He’s absolutely the coolest. He genuinely cares about everyone he loves. He’s a good listener and gives the best advice. He knows how to treat a girl right. He’s every girl’s dream guy. Words can’t define how amazing he is.

Girl1: I love Moss so much. He’s such a sweetheart.

Girl2: I know that you have a crush on Moss.

by Doraemon135 November 21, 2021