moronic dickhead who apologizes

often someone who gets drunk and trys to make somone feel better but being the drunk retard that they are they screw things up worse than they are

harrison was a moronic dickhead who needs to apologize on friday

by Diana Devoe October 26, 2004

moronic

being stupid very stupid moronicly stupid like a shithead.

The A.D.D. boy had a moronic mind... he lost his balls

by HOLYMOFO April 29, 2003

mooticalla pootialla

tessammy...we bakk ..full throttle...you know it...we da chicken in da samwich...u see da new menu on dat chiki...we da new beef-tataki...so uhhhhh

we still da chick-fi-lay..yo yo yo...word up

by tessammy June 22, 2003

mortis

A mexican magician. He logs on and off of AiM like it aint no thang. Hes the mexican magician.

Bob: Well I was thinking that- WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Jim: What?
Bob: THE MEXICAN MAGICIAN JUST APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME THEN WENT AWAY!
Jim: Ok

by Daddy Warlord February 24, 2005

moronic ass

Dumb, snobby people who spend way to much money on clothes and pointless trinkets.

Abercrombie and Fitch charging 200 dollars for a pair of pants. Fucktards. A Moronic Ass is the person you would love to beat the crap out of for no other reason than simple pleasure.

by Logical Observer June 21, 2006

morot

n. A person who is an moron and an idiot. Originally said as a slanderous term because of its funny sound, it was later discovered to be derived from the combination of moron and idiot.

You're such a morot Wes, how could you miss our freeway exit twice?

by Francis D. June 20, 2005

Mortimer

noun.-A Male Having unusually large testicles. Usually with a small or just average penis size that is not in proportion with that of the size of his testicles.
Ant.- un-Mortimer

also shortened to be "mort"

Brandon got pantsed, his ball's are unbelievable, what a mortimer.

by Ransom Hob July 25, 2008