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Mormon

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints...who subscribe to the teachings of the Bible and to the Book of Mormon.

Extremely cheerie and outgoing, very very adament about converting people, but generally kind and nice people.
"Oh crap, here comes some mormon missionaries!"
"Yeah but I feel bad hiding cause they are so nice!"
by MsSardonicSmile May 24, 2005
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Moronics

The science of stupidity, taking stupidity and subhuman intelligence to the lowest level.
The boss should get a doctorate in moronics for that idiotic suggestion.
by Jozimoto July 24, 2007
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Mornoon

The time between 11:00am & 12:00pm.
I would like to have a snack around mornoon.
by SoSeducTIFF March 7, 2011
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Mormon-Jewbag

The circumsized skin off of a Mormon-Jew man.
Just sold Romneys Mormon-Jewbag for 400 dollars on Ebay.
by Obama your Moma October 15, 2012
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moron

Someone who looks up the word "moron" in a dictionary.
If you don't know what moron means, god help you! Dumbass!
by Cornbred December 5, 2004
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mormon temple

A very architecturally beautiful building both inside and out, built using faithful mormon's money. The atmosphere is similar to a library's. The temple is considered the holiest place on earth for mormons, and as God's house on earth. It is here that they perform "the ordinances of salvation" for both the dead and the living. The ordinances performed are the following:

1. Baptisms for the dead

2. Ordaining to the priesthood for men who died without receiving it

3. Confirmations for the dead, where a proxy is "confirmed" a member of the mormon church, and given the gift of the holy ghost

4. Washing and anointings for both the living and the dead

5. The endowment for both the living and the dead. Basically a "christianized" version of masonic ceremonies, modified by mormonism's founder Joseph Smith, who himself was a free mason.

6. Sealings (aka Eternal Marriage) for both the dead and the living

7. The second anointing. Most mormons don't even know about this ceremony, and as far as I know it's only performed at a certain few of the larger temples. It consists of two parts - one performed in the temple, and one performed by the married couple in their own home. They are sealed up unto heaven for their righteousness.

So, to sum everything up, temples are beautiful buildings, wherein strange symbolic rituals are performed to guarantee your salvation.
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by The light bringer December 13, 2010
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maroon

A term used for runaway African slaves in the West Indies now known as the Caribbean.
At one time the teams at Missisippi State University were called the Maroons. Now they are now known as the Bulldogs.
by BruinKiller3469 March 19, 2009
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