Dick Mop

Usually a tall guy with a lot of hair on his head parted down the middle.

Guys yells "are you in line or just standing here"?!

Fuck off dick mop!!

by The Hogg Molly October 31, 2013

mopping the grass

used to describe somebody who is incredibly high, drunk, or both beyond all fucking repair. Typically used when someone starts doing stupid shit as a result of being super fucked up.

Friend 1: we just got to this bitch and jimmy's already mopping the grass.
Friend 2: yeah man, one more hit and he'll start raking the kitchen.

by Nigger thug June 2, 2018

mop dick

man in which has a large penis with hairy saggy balls.

I could clean the floor with your mop dick!

by the_otherkid420 January 25, 2006

Spanish Mop

After coming inside a females mouth, the male makes her turn over, spit out the sperm onto the floor, then screws her doggie style while using her face to mop it up.

Mr. Marcus didn't teach his wife how to dust, but he did turn her into a Spanish Mop!

by Bob Awnit March 20, 2009

mop and glow

When the guy cums and you mop the floor with it

Hey babe,this floor could use a mop and glow

by BigKong February 6, 2018

Mopping the Attic

The female version of tea bagging, where the girl move her vagina up and down as the tongue goes in and out.

I woke up one morning to find my girl mopping the attic on me.

by big_bfb September 14, 2006

dust mopping

The act of inserting ones finger in another person's anus through his or her underwear.

She just finished dust mopping me... creating a vortex with my dainties.

by ESP Strangelet June 5, 2009