Monte Carlo

Ejaculating onto a womans used tampon as she pulls it from her vagina

She pulled out her tampon and I gave her a monte carlo

by the amazing TW March 18, 2010

Montel

A person with a giant dick and he always has the new Jordan’s on his feet and he got all the hoes
On his dick

Girl montel gave me the best dick ever last night

Dam montel got the new Jordan’s on and got a fresh outfit

by Thyira February 16, 2018

mentek

It means fucked in arabic.

You're mentek bro

by The Most arabic arab December 29, 2016

monte st angelo college

a fuck hell school - include bitches that make you want to die and kill yourself. it includes fuck up nuns. holy grass that will make you go to hell. teachers that watch child porn. massive assessments that make you what to scream and will put you in depression. :)
the girls are sluts and get pregnant at 12 your child will become a stripper and poll dancer for the priest.

Favourite school award goes to..... your mums ass

THE MONTE ST ANGELO COLLEGE IS WHERE YOU WILL FIND BIG DICK LOVERS

by QSWDEFRGHJ July 23, 2019

Isaac Montez

A ancient form and extremely rare case of autism.

What the fuck did you just say do you have Isaac Montez or something?

by By_vramo January 4, 2019

The Count of Monte Cristo

The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.

My favorite character in The Count of Monte Cristo is the Count of Monte Cristo.

by Beanie ❤︎ November 6, 2022

Montebello

A gross, ghetto-filled city of nothing exciting. Home of the Montebello Town Center a.k.a. Mall stuck in a time warp of the 70s. Will remind you of a city in Mexico. Just gross. Girls from Montebello all aspire to be teachers, but could learn a lot in the way of life themselves. Girls from Montebello get dumped by their boyfriends like a bad habit, then when they come sniffing around again for an easy piece, they take them back faster than you can blink! To keep these loser men, they will allow them to shack up with them in an attempt to be a sugar mama & gain affection. "Men" need them but do not want them. Girls from Montebello are fugly & try to have class & style, but are as ugly as the mole on your Aunt Fuli's upper lip!

That girl is so ugly! She must be from Montebello.

by your ex<i'm the one>your next November 29, 2011