Monkey fucking a football

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.

Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.

by fishinguy August 14, 2015

uh oh stinky monkey

*Fart*
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Elelelelele
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay for poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Tee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy, happy, happy
Yahahahahaha

Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopy underwear now
Heee heehee
We want poopies
We want poopies
Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Poohoohoo-ah *cough*
Poop

uh oh stinky monkey, did you lose weight?

by Daddyfinger October 18, 2019

Cuddle Monkey

Someone who loves to be cuddled, or loves to cuddle with others

My boyfriend is such a cuddle monkey, he cuddles with me whenever he gets the chance. Even though it gets annoying, I love it.

by Mariya Shadowblade February 27, 2009

Monkey Slut

A password used when you don't know who you real friends are.

When someone has cloned themselves into your form and you need to check if they are your real friend or an imposter.

Bob - "MONKEY SLUT"
Harry "MONKEY SLUT"
Bob "OH, I am so glad it's you and not an imposter

Harry - MONKEY SLUT

Imposter- EH?

Bob- ""She knows the password. Monkey Slut is blown!!!"

by Skidz lottie November 19, 2010

monkey barring

verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over

just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next

ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"

by metro anthony October 24, 2005

fuck monkey

A fuck monkey is a rude and irritating person. They usually are someone who touch people in weird and aggravating ways. (Such as flicking them or slapping their neck randomly.) They are usually very loud as well.

Kyle: *walks by Peter and slaps his neck*
Peter: Screw you, fuck monkey!

by SlutVista March 10, 2016

angst monkey

1) A person who truly enjoys angst and creating angst. Although they would never admit to actively searching for angst, they always seem to find plenty of it. relates to emo
2) A metaphorical monkey which brings angst to whose ever back it attaches itself to. From the phrase "he's got a monkey on his back." Rest assured that angst monkeys are much worse then normal back monkeys.

1) Ga! What happened to him now? ... What?! He is such an angst monkey!
2) The Angst Monkeys are coming for you!! Quickly throw them at emo kids!

by Ami "KittyCat" Mizuno November 17, 2004