marathon monday

The third Monday in April where college students in Massachusetts get the day off due to the Boston Marathon and spend the entire day drinking (often in public).

"What's Marathon Monday?"
"It's the day we all get drunk and run a marathon."
"Let's skip the marathon part and call it a holiday!"

by Smantz0r April 14, 2009

Marathon Monday

the greatest holiday, and another reason why Boston is the best city to go to school in

Dude, Jimmy got so fucked up Marathon Monday. I love Boston!

by mcalceet April 23, 2007

Monday funday

A weekly event where various ramapo freshman, including 2 jews, an attractive girl, and a ginger, unite to smoke an excess amount of herbal "medication". Throwing fives or throwing some stash is expected.

Yoooo, monday funday is in 501 tonight! Sweet, i just got some grandaddy to try out in ivy.

by ramablow April 22, 2011

Manic Monday

A continuation of the days of the week related to typical alcohol consumption. i.e. Screwed Up Sunday, Manic Monday, Twisted Tuesday, etc.

Bob: You ready for Manic Monday?
Joe: I've always been more of a Thirsty Thursday person, but I'm up for a new challenge!

by carcar123123387 August 21, 2012

Effective Monday

When after a three-day weekend or vacation your first day back at work falls on a day other than Monday. The sensation of Monday is present, only worse.

"It may be Tuesday, but since we were off yesterday this is Effective Monday."

by Casey Fleming September 13, 2007

Mondays

1.Noun: A slang term for black people. Because no one likes the Mondays. Used by lower to middle class white people to mask their racism. Usually used in the upper north of the United States.

1. Man I fucking hate Mondays.

by The Bigga Jigga January 11, 2009

Mustache Monday

The first Monday after the end of No Shave November.

On this day, men shave their faces after a month of neglect; leaving nothing except a mustache style of their choice.

Everyone thought John's fu manchu was hilarious on Mustache Monday.

by Loudly December 17, 2009