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moderated

When the site admin or moderator deletes/modify's posts which are off topic. Or just to prove how powerful they truly have become.
The posts where off topic so they got moderated.
by Clancy Wiggum July 26, 2004
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modern music

Alot of awesome bands buried under a layer of shitty TRL music.
Guy: Modern Music sucks ass!
Me: Really The Strokes, The White Stripes, Oasis, Tool, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Coldplay, Audioslave, Muse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and U2 all suck?
Guy: Uhh...
Me: Thought so
by Mr Adequate Ph D September 1, 2006
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Modern Major General

A Modern Major General:

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery--
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
by A Modern MAjor general October 8, 2008
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god moder

A roleplayer of any sort that can not understand the rules of the game, they will block every attack, dodge every attack, and with auto, also known as making a attack so it can‘t be blocked or dodged. They have little respect for roleplay fights and, in some cases, if you block them, they will call you s n00b, moder, or something that makes them just seem like a moron.

Thought to be taken from the normal term in video games for (in most cases) being invincible and usually have most of any skill or attacks unlocked, any magic held be to the max or unlimited, and ammo to the max or unlimited. The term of coarse is god Mode, a person such as this is taken god moding into a place it is frowned upon, god moder.
Howler Silver: (for length purposes this will be a post in a nutshell) The blade slashes down, slicing over the wall as it sliced through the air towards its target..

God ModeR: *Rips off skin, showing he is de terminator and the blade breaks* I AM INVINCIBLE!

Howler Silver: ..damnit, forget this I am leaving..

God Moder: YES! RUN YOU N00B! YOU COWARD!
by Howler Silver August 12, 2005
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moderators

Tend to keep and feed trolls as pets.
Get rid of mods and trolls and spammer-trolls (see spam) and you will have a peaceful forum.If you have zero tolerance for trolls and spammer trolls then you wouldn't need mods at all,just a couple of bouncers to ban the obvious idiots.People should be allowed to have opinions and beliefs and express them but if you can't spot a spammer-troll(spam-bot) or an ordinary troll right away then you have no business being a mod and trying to mediate who can say what because then biases creep in and you've done a shitty job.YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU MODS YOU!
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by fuck mods September 30, 2005
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modern day man

A concept focusing on the idea that modern men are different to men of previous "ages". For example more care is taken with appearance and activities. Rugby lad culture is rejected. Links to metrosexual.
Wayne, Yo and Nic are modern day mans, however Jack is still a rugby lad.
by Nic123456 June 25, 2007
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modern

what was described here earlier as dating culture. I can totally relate. its uncomfortable being forced into a game where both participants kind of apply to rules that they think are valid and true because we are taught to believe so. like, who defines how and why two people come together? so we make a shortterm effort in using nice flattering words, smile even if we don't feel like it, invest in flowers and food and hope we win? and thats it? we return to our lives telling our friends that "its official guys, he posted it on facebook" and fail to see that the real connection our souls are craving is not found in trying to be liked but in being true to yourself and being accepted.
"I don't want to date you. Our first date was horrible. It felt like a game. All i want is to calm down a little from the madness of modern life."
by Krkič April 18, 2019
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