mingleberry

(noun).A person who clings to you at a party or other event where one likes to mingle preventing you from full attention of the opposite sex.
(verb).the act of clinging to someone's ass so close as to interfere with their ability to mingle unencumbered.

(noun):"there's some real good looking skank here tonight bro, but my girlfriend won't stop being a "mingleberry".

(noun):"yo, I invited you to this bar to show you where some action is, but yo gots to stop being a "mingleberry" and go find your own bitches".

(verb):"Look Sheila, If you can't keep your paws off all the dudes tonight I will "mingleberry" your ass so quick........

by theBARKBARK August 14, 2010

Mindle

To set a goal after the fact, thus ensuring success; typically by being conspicuously absent when goals are being set.

This week I mindled, but I did achieve my primary goal of being awake during work hours.

by Svengali Swede March 19, 2021

Penis Mingler

1) A Boner Wierdo that won't go away
2) A party or function for Boner Wierdos to meet each other
3) A group of Boner Wierdos that don't necessarily know they are Boner Wierdos that hang around together most of the time.

see Boner wierdo for an example of Penis Mingler....

by MarkOPoko January 15, 2010

Absent Mindless Soulless Shame

Human beings who lack souls have no inner strength and have a life of shame to the point where they're too weak to feel more shame. Additional shame at that point makes them forget more important stressors to cheat a false victory with smaller scaled issues to comedic degrees.

When a soulless human says, 'that's crazy' and can not explain logically how the target of the word is illogical. That is classic absent mindless soulless shame because the beast forgot the most important component of the word, 'crazy' which is not making sense

by Zeitgeist997 July 26, 2020

mingle

Persistant bit of minge grit

It took me a week to rid myself of that mingle

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

Minkey

Monkey to Minkey

Monkey to Minkey

by Taenun July 9, 2022

mingle

Noun: a totally awesome dude that you find in a crowded bar when you least expect it. one whose boyish charm will reel you in. once you lock eyes with him, you know he's a keeper. his dreamy aura and witty personality will certainly win you over. he may not have much to say...but his kiss says a lot.

"I can't wait to go out tonight with the girls. I hope I find myself a mingle!"

by AlwaysFallHard February 4, 2010