Minecraft 

A game that nerds play when they have nothing else to do. Its a lit game that reminds people of trash.
It is also a popular meme.

Oh your minecrafting in my minecraft

Hey Billy, wanna play outside?

Billy: No stfu im playing minecraft

Minecraft by walmartboy420 May 29, 2018

Minecraft 

A game where you can jump move around and find diamonds. It is my favorite game and is super sexy. The graphics are phenomenal and have me kising my computer skreen. They have awesome girl friends that will definetly want you. There are awesome mods like the Crawl mod and DM mod.

Girl #1: Wow! This Minecraft game is amazing!
Girl #2: I know right! Even i'm a Minecrafter!

Minecraft by Minecrafter_123 May 31, 2018

Minecraft 

A place were 2 little kids can leak and exchange they're nudes.
Sometimes uses the PornHub network, if there are some problems in the *clean* exchange.

HEYYYY, SEND NUDES (Common phrase in Minecraft, believe me)

Minecraft by MemePussy July 10, 2018

Minecraft 

A game where a blockheaded character moves in a block world.

Oh my gosh Minecraft is so laggy

Minecraft by Ark Bahamut October 17, 2018

Minecraft 

It’s better than all the games, so much creativity can be put into one game. Because it all combines, everyone comes together and makes amazing things. It all started with notch, the creator of minecraft. As minecraft develops, the game increases in creativity. It’s just an explosion of imagination!

Julianna: Hey, Victoria! Let’s play minecraft!
Victoria: K! Let me get my computer!

Minecraft by nbc news, your local fake news August 12, 2018

Minecraft 

A horror game that is addicting to adults and kids, its just all squares. You get attacked by christian monsters and bruise yourself cutting trees.

Timmy : "MOTHER! I got A+ on my test!"
Mother : "SHUT UP I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT"
Timmy : "But mother.."
Mother : "YOU MADE ME DIE IN MINECRAFT!"

Minecraft by TimmyAndHisDefinitions February 10, 2019

Minecraft 

The best game ever. You disrespect you die.

No example needed for Minecraft

Minecraft by U mum gea April 29, 2019