milk squid

The result of leaving dollar store milk in the sun for 72 hours, thus creating the tiny birth of a milk squid.

"Oh man, remember last summer at the ice cream social? "

"Yeah, we left that 128 oz out in the sun too long and now we have our tiny pal, Earl."

"Mmmmmhmmm, but Earl is the best damn milk squid that we ever did see. "

by Bo0Bo0KittyFuck January 7, 2018

milk boy

a milk boy is soft and has a milky complexion. It is ultimately a vibe. Everyone's first crush was probably a milk boy. Milk boys don't have much of a personality. There is nothing inside milk boy.

"oh my god, drake. You're such a milk boy"
"As a cookie cuck, I like milk boys"

by coock February 12, 2022

shake the milk

Bouncin them titties!

Lemmy stares at himself in the mirror as he tries to shake the milk.

by Leemmmmmmyyyyyy February 22, 2019

milk-con

A convention where all black dads that dissapear go. It is very similar to cig-con. Once they go here they cannot leave since it has a one way entrance.

friend 1: "hey man I haven't ever seen your dad, where is he?"
friend 2: "He went to milk-con fifteen years ago"

by Bruh momentum theory January 10, 2020

ear milk

Music that is actually good and healthy. No trashy music. Only the good stuff. Music that is pleasant to the ear.

If you think Soulja Boy's music is good then Outkast must be ear milk to you.

by mdubbb June 10, 2009

Banana milk

A drink that has banana flavoring in milk that Jeon Jungkook can buy by himself

Have you heard of banana milk?
Yes! I bought it by myself.

by Plentae April 6, 2019

Titty milk

That hot fucking milk that babies suck on

Jared:can I suck your titty milk
Emily:fuck yeah

by Clownboi69🤡 November 3, 2019