milf

acronym for "Mom I'd Like to Fuck"; generally an older woman who has beared offspring that young men fawn over. Typically she is hot, sexy, yet motherly. Popularized by the 1999 hit film American Pie and the character of "Stifler's Mom". Further popularized by the "amateur" pornographic films titled MILF Hunter, where the title character promiscuously goes around looking for MILFs to entertain for an hour or so.

"Karen recently won the title of World's Hottest MILF."

by Derrol May 1, 2008

Strawberry MILF

A red-haired MILF.

Strawberry MILF is Bob's favorite!

by SUBurban MILF March 11, 2009

MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, what's a MILF?"
"M-I-L-F, Mom I'd like to fuck!"
or
"Woah, Johnny, your mom's a MILF!"

by D. Edge March 17, 2003

milfet

the daughter of a milf

sally is a milfet, her mom is so totally bangin'.

by cpt roller May 23, 2004

MILF

STIFLERS MUM !!!!

dudeeee, that chicks a Milf

by Eliasss October 1, 2008

midlife crisis

The point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'.

He was calling the kids on the street dude and saying like a lot. It was scary.

by Dudette March 23, 2005