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brooklyn midget

A sex move. When you are having sex with a girl doggie style in front of an open window at least 2 stories up, when you finish inside the girl you throw her out the window.
Dan gave that girl the Brooklyn midget and she hasn't called him back
by NickWrth December 24, 2008
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midget pirates

A fearsome group of miniature men, known for gutting many and leaving few alive. They were last seen heading for the Sandwich Isles to pillage the giant ham farm, although some say Captain Hampton beat them to it.
It was horrible! They were everywhere! And unlike normal midgets - who are usually bright, and clever, and fun to be around - these midget pirates, with their beady little eyes and sharp teeth, bore down on us like fierce sharks in a feeding frenzy of blood. Slashing at us with their swords, gutting our bellies, poking our bums, clipping our knees.
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milk midgets

A well proportioned rack of boobs on a fine looking female.
by Gerber December 2, 2004
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Midget Starfish

A sexual act where five legless midgets lay on there backs, with their nubbs touching in a star pattern. Then someone will fuck all five midget dicks at one time.
My co-worker Henry Delano told me about his sick Midget Starfish fuck orgy fettish.
by RaiseHell925 October 24, 2009
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Midget porn

A fun sport to bet on
Hey, last night I made some cash betting on midget porn
by Oreodave January 11, 2020
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pimpin' the midget

Pimpin' the midget. Sorry, I'm pimping the midget I'll be there shortly.
by HumorU2 February 27, 2015
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tickle the midget

An alternative term for male masturbation, or any manual stimulation of the penis.
Women's beach volley ball always makes me want to "tickle the midget."
by Matanoel October 31, 2013
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