Microsoft

OVERPOPULATION WE MUST SAVE THE EARTH BUY BUYYING uhhh poop???????????
Bad OS too.

Microsoft will kill you.
Billgates dislikes turtles.
He is bad.

by purple lemon May 10, 2023

Oscar Microsoft

A person who makes good music, but cant speak german

I hear he is a real Oscar Microsoft

by JonOna February 1, 2018

microsofting

its a verb used to describe the act of overcomplicating a good/ok idea and then making a mess which decreases the progress of the idea as well as harms limits its reach.
in short f***ing up.

microsoft: let's build a piece of code which helps common people write word documents. yes now let's add a few 100-200 features so that common people have to watch tutorial to learn how to operate our software.

Google: yeah let's remove those features and make it easy for people to use.

Discord: yes, we just made the perfect messaging and chatting platform for teenagers. Now let's f***ing put out more an more features to ease the use.
teenagers: stop f***ing microsofting.

by gill_bates August 3, 2021

Microsoft

Microsoft Corporation is an American multinational technology corporation which produces computer software, consumer electronics, personal computers, and related services. Its best known software products are the Microsoft Windows line of operating systems, the Microsoft Office suite, and the Internet Explorer and Edge web browsers. Its flagship hardware products are the Xbox video game consoles and the Microsoft Surface lineup of touchscreen personal computers. Microsoft ranked No. 21 in the 2020 Fortune 500 rankings of the largest United States corporations by total revenue; it was the world's largest software maker by revenue as of 2016. It is considered one of the Big Five companies in the U.S. information technology industry, along with Google, Apple, Amazon, and Facebook.

Microsoft was founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen in 1975, to develop and sell BASIC interpreters for the Altair 8800. It rose to dominate the personal computer operating system market with MS-DOS in the mid-1980s, followed by Microsoft Windows. The company's 1986 initial public offering, and subsequent rise in its share price, created three billionaires and an estimated 12,000 millionaires among Microsoft employees. their largest being the acquisition of LinkedIn for $26.2 billion in December 2016, followed by their acquisition of Skype Technologies for $8.5 billion in May 2011.

'I Searched How To Make A PC On Microsoft Bing'

by DefinitionStar™ October 5, 2021

Microsoft Weird

An imaginary, corrupted version of Microsoft Word.

Microsoft Weird didn't save the document correctly.

by Namer707 December 4, 2022

Microsoft

A company you become a slave to in your school and work years regardless of what your doing,

"What are you doing cam?"
" oh just becoming a slave to Microsoft "

by Bedtime_Writer January 7, 2017

Microsoft Product

Any product that is poorly designed, easy to hack, bloated, annoying to use, laggy, full of unwanted features, or prone to frequent malfunction.

Not always necessarily a Microsoft product or even any kind of software.

“Sorry I’ll be a little late to the meeting, Teams is being a Microsoft product again.”

“That new game I got off Steam last month crashed five times while I was trying to play it. What a Microsoft product.”

“My new bike’s frame has already started to bend and break like the Microsoft product it is.”

by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2025