When you masturbate furiously with a drunken flaccid penis, in the hope that it will somehow come alive through your hopeless need.
Jim had had at least 7 scotches and when he was realistic about it, it was more like 9. It was starting to look like one of those nights where he'd need the plumber method to get things going.
by TheDuckMan May 29, 2009
Get the Plumber Method mug.An inconspicuous method a beach goer uses to relieve himself while around a group of people. The process of the Swarty Method is as follows: dig small hole in sand, laying belly down nonchalantly open board shorts and place genitals in hole, release urine and casually talk among the group, when finished and still laying down gently place genitals back in board shorts and close shorts, in one motion stand up and swoop sand over hole and resume socializing.
The beach goer just shotgunned five beers while talking with the most beautiful girl he had ever met. His fear was to leave her with his friends while he used the restroom so instead he used the Swarty Method to continue his flirtations with his new found friend.
by Aswart August 11, 2010
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its when a girl lays down on her stomach, and instead of inserting the male penis into the asshole, it lays on the asshole vertically, and thrusts back and forth.
its the new thing bro, its a breed between titty fucking and ass fucking! its the hotdog and bun method!
by THE CLASSIC SLOB January 19, 2005
Get the hotdog and bun method mug.When a short man has sex with a tall woman, he stands on a bucket. When the man is ready to ejaculate, the woman kicks the bucket from under the man.
by Randango September 6, 2006
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It's the 10/30 method.
I must give credit to Javier for this one.
It's the 10/30 method.
I must give credit to Javier for this one.
by giant in Korea February 3, 2010
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A type of birth control in which one partner drugs the other with a sleeping pill prior to sex, with the intended effect that such person will fall asleep prior to ejaculation. This method is even less effective than the rhythm method and is not recommended.
"We're out of condoms, but it's no problem... I've got enough ambien for us to use the circadian rhythm method."
"Well, she's not on THE pill, but she's on A pill... circadian rhythm method style."
"Well, she's not on THE pill, but she's on A pill... circadian rhythm method style."
by maxkeepsitreal1 May 22, 2008
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