Lionel Messi

Literally the best footballer in the world. 8 FAIR ballon d'ors and an insane amount of G/A's that surpass the "complete" footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.

Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.

Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)

1: "Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"

by barca09 March 12, 2025

Messy mastiff

when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin

My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?

by Happy hamburger March 22, 2022

Messy moment

When a person smears diarrhea all over

I had such a messy moment yesterday

by Tjklkj May 8, 2022

ancara messi

ur mom

-ur mom

-ancara messi

by your mom lmao im so funny omg May 11, 2022

Messi

Away From 2,3,4 Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful, How Good Is He?

Messi at 19 years of age scores a hat trick for ten man Barcelona in extra time.

by Messi17 November 11, 2021

messy face

A guy or girl that doesn't keep a neat appearance. Somebody that fight have a foul smell or odor. Sombody that has messy hair or just looks disgusting.

That guy is a real messy face.

by supertrucker February 3, 2010

messy reggie

Named after notorious sex-pervert and nazi party member Reginald Zweigart, a 'messy reggie' is a deviant sex act. The exact nature of the 'messy reggie' is uncertain, however it is believed to be scatalogical in origin. In modern use, the term may be applied to any sex act that one perceives as disgusting or insulting to one's character.

"I don't like to kink shame, but once he asked for a messy reggie, I knew we weren't compatible."

by Choppy History March 5, 2024