Mermalade

Noun: 1. A delicious salty spread made entirely from farm-fresh Mer-people. It's a cheap party if they're serving Mermanlade.

2. To really spread your jump-off wide open and lay inches of pipe.

1. I only eat Mermalade from the upper-Caspian Sea Region.

2. Yo I tried to mermalade dat hoe in the back of her Prius. Ain't no room to hit it right.

by MountBaldy January 1, 2012

Mermaid Jew

A tall man who has proceeded to allow Cupid to cut off all of his Jew-curls.

Dude, Greek Goddess, you are such a mermaid jew.

by le josh January 14, 2010

Mermaid Blowjob

When you recieve a blowjob while submerged in water. could also refer to it as "mermaiding"

She gave me a mermaid blowjob in the pool.

You see the girl mermaiding that guy at the lake?

by Deraj Gnuoy August 27, 2013

mermaid

A sex toy that swirls in the vagina and vibrates on the clitoris.

Dr. Sue Johansen recommends the Mermaid for ultimate satisfaction...HOT STUFF!

by Kate Kedvesh May 7, 2004

Mermaid Poo

slang term for a standard, green garden hose.

"make sure you water the grass, I just a bought a new mermaid poo."

by Drewcipher January 31, 2009

mermaid pussy

A beautiful, sparkly vagina

"Dude taylor has a mermaid pussy"

by mikeismynamedood May 20, 2014

Marms

(Truncation of monkey arms)
When a man sports a thick pair of arms disproportionate to the rest of his body. Usually seen in bouncers that abuse steroids.

"Hey Amy, check out that guy's marms! He looks like a fucking idiot."

by Joeblack1999 February 9, 2010