Merse

A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.

1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!

by Sebastian September 2, 2008

Medsger

To engage in the activity of interspecies erotica. See interspecies erotica.

I really can't believe he Medsgered that horse.

by smm5093 July 12, 2007

Merschbach

1.) verb. the act of being german and tossing ones salad.
2.) noun. anything that involveds sex, violence, and or alcohol.
3.) verb. the act of getting good grades.

Can I supersize that merschbach and i would like a small order of merschbachs.

by Mike Pride January 17, 2008

merbs

a self obsessed pesudo-cool mother's boy, who often seagulls friends.

Mike was a merbs, but he loved it and managed to get around.

by Jon and lottie January 11, 2009

merdivorus

Someone who eats poop.

She is such a merdivorus woman.

by Cronia June 22, 2008

Merisen

To make yourself get up/ wake up

J: "You were so annoying this morning"

L: "Why?"

J: "You made me merisen!"

by Juleeslia January 3, 2010

Merps

Term for a Group of Basic Bitches. Also a slang representation for a group of short bus riders.

i love my #merps and #merplife !

by pampdaddy! September 10, 2016