Smarta morgana

The phenomenon of assuming to have spotted an empty parking spot and realizing - when approaching further - that the parking spot is already occupied by a Smart car that could not be seen from a further distance.

"There's a free parking spot over there between the SUVs!"

(approaching)

"Damn, it's already occupied by a Smart. The SUVs are blocking the view"

"That's a clear-cut case of a Smarta morgana"

by hoschi October 23, 2009

The Morgan Freeman Effect

The effect where, when reading a passage of text, the internal monologue is in Morgan Freeman's voice rather than your own.

"When I read the Ten Commandments, I totally get the Morgan Freeman Effect."

by anaphase January 9, 2015

Miami Merger

Two people that attend Miami University located in Oxford, Ohio that probably started out having a Pre-Med major and a Business Major, but as usual they both ended up graduating with a communication major. They probably talk all the time about how they kissed under the arch located under Upham Hall when the clock struck midnight. What they don't talk about is how they got sloshed every Friday and Saturday night at Brick Street, a local night club in Oxford. Any offspring they have have to go to Miami University, otherwise, the Miami Mergers will disown them.

Dad: Did you know that your Mom and I are Miami Mergers.
Son: If I hear this fucking story one more time Dad I will lose my shit.

by ARejectedFratBoy October 20, 2019

a wet john morgan

the act of shoving your nose in a vagina

Dude I gave that girl a wet john morgan

by Poonson May 16, 2016

Morgan

The most beautiful young girl you will ever lay your eyes on. Morgan has a beauty that nobody else even comes close to. She has beautiful eyes that make you melt. She is the kindest person you will ever meet and you will often find yourself always smiling when your around her. She is always trying to lighten the day up and she knows how to make someone smile. Morgan is a beautiful person, inside and out.

Woah look at morgan, she is so beautiful

by Pacificmiddleschool(: July 16, 2009

Morgan

Crazy. That's it.
You love her no matter how much you hate her.
She will drive you crazy ;p
A charming young soul.

Wow last night i went on a date with a total morgan. It was awesome

by PhillBillyBob October 9, 2008

morgan shit

the violent, explosive diarrhea experienced the next morning after a night of drinking captain morgan
oftentimes "morgan shits" will also be accompanied by significant weight loss

Oh god, that "morgan shit" was so bad I ran out of tp in the bathroom and had to start using Kleenex!

by rainingjupiter June 25, 2010