by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

person 1:
dude, why is that chick wearing that North face jacket? she's so ugly!
person 2:
because she's a mental model
dude, why is that chick wearing that North face jacket? she's so ugly!
person 2:
because she's a mental model
by Jonny A "Jersey Fresh" March 3, 2008

noun: The act of fapping to a mental image; usually one's pictured self engaged in fantastical/twisted sex acts with one or more people in his life. Many prefer the mental fap over the standard porn fap.
guy 1: "Dude.......last night I had a great mental fap about a black midget in a diaper and Joan Rivers...."
guy2: "Nice... you got that dude"
guy2: "Nice... you got that dude"
by craundizzle August 31, 2006

1. Colorism:
Discrimination based on skin complexion,
society light skin vs dark skin aka house negro and the field negro. Those with lighter complexions are often saw as being safer, less threatening, more attractive, more intelligent. Simply because their complexion is closer to that of a Caucasian.
2.Competitive Nature:
Often when people of color see another person of color doing well, instead of us congratulating him we hate, or become envious. We become insulted that they may have or appear to be surpassing us and want to knock them off their hustle. This is a direct result of us being paired against each other during slavery.
Discrimination based on skin complexion,
society light skin vs dark skin aka house negro and the field negro. Those with lighter complexions are often saw as being safer, less threatening, more attractive, more intelligent. Simply because their complexion is closer to that of a Caucasian.
2.Competitive Nature:
Often when people of color see another person of color doing well, instead of us congratulating him we hate, or become envious. We become insulted that they may have or appear to be surpassing us and want to knock them off their hustle. This is a direct result of us being paired against each other during slavery.
by Blackfactor April 23, 2020

The act of looking up the term "Mental Masturbation". You should have better things to do. Now go do it! Geez!!!
I knew I was wasting time thinking about things that didn't amount to anything useful. So I wondered if I was the only. I looked up "Mental Masturbation" and confirmed it.
by XAlterEgoX December 13, 2015

The act of engaging in useless yet intellectually stimulating conversation, usually as an excuse to avoid taking constructive action in your life.
Guy 1: "If only I had taken Cindy to my high school prom, I could have fucked her instead of that loser Jeff and then now she would be my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "Dude, stop that mental masturbation right now and go out and meet a new girl!"
Guy 2: "Dude, stop that mental masturbation right now and go out and meet a new girl!"
by SweetP April 12, 2005

A general state of emotional and psychological well-being, as manifest by the ability to cope with and meet the demands of everyday life.
by Doc_B April 14, 2015
