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The act of engaging in useless yet intellectually stimulating conversation, usually as an excuse to avoid taking constructive action in your life.
Guy 1: "If only I had taken Cindy to my high school prom, I could have fucked her instead of that loser Jeff and then now she would be my girlfriend."

Guy 2: "Dude, stop that mental masturbation right now and go out and meet a new girl!"
by SweetP April 12, 2005

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The Jamaican patois word for "ghost".
Ah mi a big man, me nuh fear nuh duppy.
by SweetP April 11, 2006

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A female "playa".
My friend Shalini can charm any guy. She is such a flaya.
by SweetP May 05, 2005

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