Business Meeting

Passing around a large amount of hard liquor (typically a fifth or a full handle) in a circle or large formation of people, insinuating a "business meeting."

"Dude I just got a handle of Barbarossa, lets have a business meeting."

by pjmerk December 2, 2016

man meeting

A masculine version of a girl talk.

Person 1: Where did thoes two guys go?
Person 2: Oh, they are having a man meeting right now.

by sassy_pants November 30, 2009

aa meeting

alcoholics anonymous meeting

damn this groupchat is giving “aa meeting” rn

by weasel69420 November 30, 2022

Frank Meeting

A 'Frank meeting' is called when there is an argument that cannot be resolved. The 'Frank Meeting' involves all members partaking in the argument to get their Penis' out and to continue with the dispute until everyone agrees. If a person calls 3 Frank Meetings in one day he is then made to kneel down and take a hit in the face from every other person's Penis.

"No my Dad is a better fighter than your Dad"
"No he isn't"
"Let's call a Frank Meeting shall we"

by Reg Davis June 23, 2008

club meeting

If a friend/relative/significant other says that they’re going or at a club meeting you must and I repeat MUST call the police immediately cuz that bitch is in danger to you, his/herself, and the people around them. DO NOT SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!

Me: Where are you going?

Friend: I’m going to a club meeting

Me: what kind of club meeting?

Friend: A club meeting.

Me: HOLY SHIT CALL THE POLICE

by impetty January 19, 2018

PTA meeting

PTA stands for Pussy Tits and Ass, a PTA meeting is a girls only party

"I'm going to a PTA meeting tonight"
"A Parent Teacher Association meeting, but you don't have kids"
"Nooo its a Pussy Tits and Ass meeting, all girls party"
"can I come?"
"No, your a guy, you have to have pussy tits and ass to get in"

by Alexzia Movzmi March 11, 2012

Cheating-meeting

When two or more women have 'girl-time' and discuss a recent cheating on one boyfriend/spouse and conversation may include more of their previous boyfriends/spouse

Paige and Stephanie got together for some 'girl-time' and Stephanie told Paige about cheating on her boyfriend, which immediately signaled a cheating-meeting. They then proceeded to discuss their feelings about the issue and try to rationalize the initial cheating. Then Paige related to Stephanie's story by telling her about the time she cheated on her boyfriend with one of her previous male acquaintances.

by cocoshauthpk August 6, 2011