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Medical

funny you theoretically had to go to the hospital
"That joke was medical!"
by Nikiko-Venu February 22, 2023
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Pot Luck Medical

Australian general practice medical centre with a bunch of GPs
many of whom come and go. You return to see the Dr you liked last time but
they've moved on somewhere else, probably to another Pot Luck Medical
I've got a pustule on my neck that's killin me, Darl. I'm goin up to Pot Luck Medical to get it seen to.
by AlvaJean September 24, 2023
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Medic Girlfriend

A type of TF2 player who only plays the Medic class and exclusively heals one person, refusing to heal anyone else. Whether or not they're a girl or the heal target's s/o is irrelevant, as the behavior of only healing one player is what earns them this moniker.

Their cosmetic sets are typically cutesy with traditionally feminine colors, such as pink and light tones. They often run the Kritzkrieg, a weapon that allows the heal target to dish out triple damage upon activating its Übercharge.
Engie (Voice): MEDIC!
Medic Girlfriend (Voice): No!
by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023
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Journal of the American Medical Association

The American Medical Association's Journal. Also called JAMA.
My dad reads the Journal of the American Medical Association.
by ScrumbleMaster69 September 15, 2021
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Medical-Urine

When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals
(Cough) oh god that was really bad medical-urine
by 69_BitchAssNigga_420 July 18, 2016
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EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.
"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick
by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025
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Medical Depression

a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.
My doctor calmed I might have medical depression.
by Rebelaxe May 15, 2018
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