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McDonalds 

If somebody is actually stupid enough to read this far down, especially about something as boring as macd's, then please mail me. shade@ministryofsound.net. It would be interesting to know how sad you are. BTW, I know someone who works there and puts hairs in the burgers when he cooks them. Once he put a dead spider in. It was funny.
McDonalds by Random December 17, 2003

McDonalds 

Your boyfriend wants anal and promises you a meal, takes you to McDonalds, and you pay for yours AND his!
Lad:Awwwwwww my ex wud neva let me av anal! your a propa safe bird u r!
i'll buy u a meal! make that ten burgers for me please dear!!! hey! ive forgot my wallet!
Chic: Well aint that just DANDY?
McDonalds by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

McDonalds 

Neccessary for life
McDonalds by M-MM-MM-MM-M September 17, 2003

mcdonalds 

a fast food conspiracy, that the Canadians use to make the world obsess so that they can shift the earths orbit in order to make fun of the Americans. mostly dumb white people.
Niger lets go to mcdonalds and get a big mac.I am to fucking fat I can't move I think i shifted the Earths orbit. Damn those fucking canadians. Amen
mcdonalds by bottle cap April 2, 2008

mcdonalds 

-lets go to mcdonalds

-But im too young to die!
mcdonalds by Kaworukun September 13, 2007

McDonalds 

The Best fuckin' food joint in the world.
Zac: Dude, let's go get some Micky D's
Spencer: Hells yes. McDonalds is the greatest
McDonalds by Prissmee May 6, 2006