Daddy Mayo

The hip term used at the University of Calgary for man gravy, nut or jizz

"It was so hot when Mark covered me in his daddy mayo last night"
"Gross, I've still got daddy mayo in my hair"

by Mayo Daddy June 1, 2017

Theresa Mayed

Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.

He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.

That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.

I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.

by TheresaMayFan March 21, 2019

Carley Mayo

Carley Mayo is the best friend anyone can ever have. Sure, she's a bitch at times but hey, who isn't? Even if you screw up to an almost unforgivable extent, she'll find it in her heart to forgive you. At some point in her life Carley will have suffered from depression but had the right help to get through it

If you're reading this, Carley Mayo. Thank you for being my friend :)

by Editmemes083 January 4, 2021

itsmr.mayo

He is a mayo master that can mop anyone up in fortnite while spreading positivity through his social media all without revealing his face once to the public.

Do you know itsmr.mayo’s true identity.

by The_Mexican_Mafia March 1, 2021

shoot mayo

To ejaculate

I'm gonna shoot mayo on your chest.

by Geese016478 April 18, 2022

lee mayo

A complete bullshitter, and compulsive liar.

"I had such a terrible childhood" said Harry
"Stop being a Lee Mayo" retorted James

by DerrickL9vwr69 March 4, 2023

Chucked the mayo

To ejaculate on to something

Oliver: Did I hear your grandson wanked onto his door?
Marge: Yes, and the handle's gone a bit stiff ever since Roger chucked the mayo at it

by Mischa July 6, 2017