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Malcolm

Malcolm is the funniest guy. He is shy at first. He is more of a people watcher, he doesn't really like to be seen. He stays away from large crowds. He loves animals and nature. He is very smart and really good looking. He is handsome but doesn't realize how good looking he is. He is a little insecure but doesn't show it. He has a big heart but he gets let down often. Overtime this causes him to put up walls around people. Once he lets you in he will love you so deeply and passionately don't break his heart. His recovery takes too long and this wonderful young man deserves to be loved. Talented, creative, deep, smart, funny and good looking.
Malcolm told me a joke today I laughed so hard and I can't stop thinking about the way he told it. He is a great story teller.
by Cheerleadersoftheday August 15, 2024
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As you see this word is about a friend but the friend is really dry…probably drier then the desert or

something…..BUT anyways yeah my friend Malcolm is very racist but good friend-ish he does hang out with us at recess and lunch (sometimes) he’s an assho- ahem he’s a good guy and annoying person

and sometimes sus…and racist….but we’re not on that side of him ahem no no not that side we’re on the good side! But er yeah…there we go IVE known him for almost 3-4 years now I hope he reads this cuz he’ll remember me pfft right?..probably not cuz by the time he dies and turns into ashes I’ll still be alive 💥💥😎😎😎
Oh hey it’s Malcolm”
by Noodles ramen December 12, 2023
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Of course he learnt how to fly a jet from watching Top Gun Maverick, he's Malcolm!
by That khd January 15, 2024
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Malcolm

A male person who wants to get gang banged by BBC. These type of people often wear sluty female cloths. DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THESE PEOPLE. (Unless you are a horny black guy)
Person 1: I just got banged by 5 black dudes

Person 2: Omg you are such a malcolm
by Soggy biscuit enjoyer January 30, 2024
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Malcolm

To "ask to join" someone into an online meeting
"Jack hasn't joined the meeting yet. I will just Malcolm him in"
by anonymous852 November 23, 2023
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Marcolepsy

When the player of a DnD character is missing for a session and the explanation for the character's absence is "They're asleep." Named after a character whose player was frequently missing.
Player: Dang, they've been missing for a while...
DM: Yeah, the Marcolepsy is real. It's contagious too, you know?
by nymbr March 6, 2024
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mayold

Mayonnaise that is well beyond the sell by date , smells a little funky , but tastes oh so great , especially with a turkey sandwich. May result in multiple restroom breaks if consumed at work.
Man that sandwich smells funky! What’s in there ?
Reply: yeah it’s turkey and “ Mayold” mayo is expensive these days yo!
by The Double E March 27, 2024
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