He has the largest cock you will ever see. A full 12 inches. He doesn't like eggs but is up for melons. He likes booty and breasts. Matthew has been swayed from his Catholic ways by the poonani. He likes it when you ride him like a cowgirl - hats and all. If you ever meet a Matthew be prepared to get on all fours.
by WETPOONANI69 May 16, 2018
Absolutely large lad. Walking machine of testosterone. Obtains all coochie in the world and is able to control it, making him the strongest being to ever exist. Has a huge 5 ft dick, and has unlimited strength. Can throw anyone and anything through a wall, killing it instantly. Is 20 ft tall, making him the tallest human to ever exist. Will body anything that gets in his way.
Here comes Matthew oh god oh fuck.
by niggeronthebeat December 20, 2018
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by HardyGieske June 25, 2020
Matthew is usually a narcissist. A man with a toxic masculinity. A Matthew who goes by matt for short is a red flag and you should watch out. They are very manipulative and guilt trip people to get there way. These men can be very dangerous and heartbreakers. Matthew's are very goal oriented and when they say they are going to do something they will. They're not stupid which is why they are such good manipulators.
"I dated this dude once and next thing ya know we have 2 kids and he steals them from me! He broke my heart my lifes a mess because of him. I ache for my kids everyday "
"Wow... I bet his name was Matthew, huh?"
"YES how'd you know?!"
"Most Matthew's are heartbreakers"
"Wow... I bet his name was Matthew, huh?"
"YES how'd you know?!"
"Most Matthew's are heartbreakers"
by Factsheet November 21, 2021
The most annoying person you will ever know. He is always in your space but nobody can tell him they hate him. He attempts to be funny but isn't at all. He has no friends and no girlfriends. Do your part and stay away from Matthew.
Matthew is a low down dirty ass hoe. He will stick his dick in anything that moves. Often he lets people stick it in his as because he is such a damn hoe! He may say he wants the pussy but he really just wants dick all day. If you put two Matthew’s together they’ll just jerk off all day and talk about how much they love being a Matthew.
by The Truth About Matthew November 23, 2021