masticulate

when a megaladon bites a human testicle

the megaladon decided it was a good idea to masticulate the lonesome diver.

by jimbolinni May 13, 2005

Mastical

Meaning edible. A combination of the words masticate and edible, both have similar meanings, thus making it useful in the context referring to food.

Is this pizza mastical?

Yes.

by Ilisten2Metal June 11, 2014

masticious

Chewy, requires a lot of work from oral muscles to break up food

The prime rib was very masticious.

by Whirledsphere April 4, 2016

masticabulary

A vocabulary that chews up the vocabulary of all contenders

I wield my masticabulary like a big dictionary hangin' shade over your cerebral vortex

by Voluninousrr March 6, 2017

post mastication turbulence

What happens after eating beans or spicy food.

After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.

by dogbreath57 September 14, 2010

Premature Mastication

The act of eating before all the guests are seated and/or blessing has been given. Often seen during Thanksgiving dinners or other formal gatherings

Jimmy engages in premature mastication. I just saw him sneaking a deviled egg from the table.

by Ow Chap November 15, 2019

Mystical Malfuction

A mystical malfuction, When a elf has a clotheing problem and falls out

"I was totaly owning in oblivion and this lvl 23 elf came up and had a mystical malfuction"

by JimiVamp September 23, 2007