mass lad

anyone and anything can be described as a mass lad as long as the audience is severly chonged

mass lad1: pass us the billy
mass lad2: massssssssss lad!
mass lad1: ummmmmmm mass lad?
mass lad3: massssssssssssssssssssssssssss lad
mass lad 1,2,3: maaaaaaaaaasssssssssss laaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!

by looseunit June 30, 2008

mass blast

when you mississippi handbag and right as you nut your foreskin blows off and hits your partner in the face while your semen practically glues it to their face.

charlotte didnt believe me when i said my foreskin was loose so i mass blasted her and laughed when she cried

by darkonefucker42342 January 10, 2019

mass dardy

the act of being dardy while attending sunday mass

victoria: you attening mass dardy tonight?
kenny: nahh its past 6:30 for my curfew

by churchlands SHS June 5, 2011

critical Mass

A supposedly "deciding" Sunday service that someone of Catholic faith feels that he must attend prior to death if he still wants to avoid going to Hell.

This whole "deathbed confession and reformation" bu**s**t just sounds like another example of "critical Mass" to me --- it sounds waaaaayyyy too "easy" or "convenient" a way to be evil and selfish all your life. How can things truly be "made whole again" if you've seriously mistreated others for many years, and then suddenly atone for it "at the last minute"?? There are still all of those other people whom you've hurt (and have had their lives ruined by your meanness) to think about --- why don't you make said "born-aginner" beliefs truly count by arranging for the restorations of those other people's losses, rather than just symbolically "making your peace with God" but still ignoring all the damage you've done over the past decades?!

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

twittical mass

when most of your friends tweet.

With most of my closest peeps on Twitter, we have reached twittical mass.

by pesti_barnabas July 28, 2009

mass sadist

A masochistic sadist that can only be verbally annoyed and basically invincible to emotional abuse
If you meet this type of person please run away
They can be very obsessive to love to so try not to be too attractive
If you need tips look for a video where someone who used to be addicted to children teaches us how to make children less attractive

Enzo: Guys run it's a mass sadist.
Nathan: He's basically invincible to emotional manipulation, we are so screwed

by lunchylunchy !! November 16, 2021

Stu mass

When a person is giving someone the stu

“Wow stu mass”

by The Dictionary of Bowdy May 25, 2020