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Marmalade Stache

Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache
I went down on a tinder whore last night and the dirty bitch gave me a Marmalade Stache!
by HxC RiFF October 8, 2023
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michigan marmalade

when one places and orange inside a woman’s vagina and the women then squeezes the juices out of the orange and the partner drinks the juice
“me and my wife pulled a michigan marmalade last night

“zesty”
by soggywotsits November 6, 2020
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Cro Marmot

Frozen marmot chad from Happy Tree Friends. A yellow-green colored marmot with a leopard skin loincloth frozen in an ice block. Along with Disco Bear, they are the only ones with human hair in HTF.
by moth. August 7, 2021
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It's time for marmalade

1. A phrase meant to admit attraction to someone and/or tell them you love them.
"Hey Jessica, it's time for marmalade."
"Oh my God, really? I love you too!"
by UrgleMurgle June 15, 2017
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marmite on toast

When a person, after having a shit, wipes their arse on a friend leaving a thin layer of faeces giving the appearance of thinly spread marmite.
After eating a banana, Tom made Sindy fresh marmite on toast.
by Rob D Stag June 19, 2008
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marmite afterbirth

You first invite a random girl over to your house. Whilst waiting for her arrival, you eat marmite (on anything) until full, and drink plenty of water. When she arrives you proceed to go down on her. The naturally occuring stench and taste from between her legs will make you throw up all over her vagnina, and the mess will resemble that of giving birth and smell of marmite. Hence the name, marmite afterbirth.
I just bought a new tub of marmite and invited that fat stinker over from last week. she's gonna get such a marmite afterbirth.
by whiskeybravo July 27, 2011
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marmaduke

the runt of the pack. commonly to refer to himself as 'frodo' due to lack of originality and pure BUTTERZness. can be found wanking over pictures of huckleberry with his grotty little willy.
is that a meal worm or a penis you're wanking with you disgusting marmaduke!
by huckleberry1 July 19, 2011
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