MARINES

The most toughest, finest, well respected, most feared ass kicking, never ever been defeated group of fine men and women in the world. We can destroy you in the Air, on land and in the sea! The Army can screw up my wet dream, the Navy gives us a ride and the air force is just sort of there.

When it absolutely must be destroyed over night, or the fate of the American way of life depends on it being destroyed, call in the real men...the Marines.

by Chris January 3, 2005

Mariners

Team that should rebound from a horrific 99-loss season in 2004 with the additions of Adrian Beltre, Richie Sexson, Pokey Reese and new manager Mike Hargrove, only if their pitching is halfway decent

The Mariners should finish higher than last place this year.

by Tardy McTard February 8, 2005

Marine Corps tanks

The second best job in the world, second only to Marine Corps Force Recon. Invicible.

YATYAS: You ain't tanks, you ain't shit

The Marine Corps tanks can destroy anything.

by OOHRAH2008 May 12, 2008

Marines

The one who keeps things in order.

This Marine will set things straight!

by Daniel March 15, 2005

Marine Corps

The most bad-ass military division ever, first to fight,last to leave, "trained to fight,trained to kill,trained to die but never will." the most elite of all fighters. These soldiers make the Army look like boy scouts.

Person 1: Jon joined the infantry for the Marine Corps.
Person 2: geeze, the infantry? he is a bad mother fucker...

by Kroskey July 7, 2006

Marines

Kick ASS Peeps who can take out Iraq in a few days but the damn Army has to get all the fuckin credits!

"Marines Report"

Marine General "What the fuck is Army General doing?"

Marine Genearl 2 "Waiting for us to go first becuase there pussies"

by eViL AzN August 19, 2006

Marines

They are the first in and last out. Marines are the guys who get called when shit needs to get done. Marines don't play around. Marines will fight you, fuck you, or run you a foot race... doesn't make a shit to them. Marines know of only one direction and it is forward. Marines are the fireman of the world, they go in when everyone else is running out.

Marines are at the business end when the world dials 911.

Marine A: We were taking fire for 16 hours, had 10 casualities, ran out of ammo and fought hand to hand with bayonets for three hours. We are Marines!!

Marine B: That's it? What the fuck did you do for the other 8 hours?

Marine A: Good Point!

by AreYouKiddinMe8 December 20, 2009