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maintenance wipe

When you feel an itchy wet sensation around your anus, a maintenance wipe would be necessary to clear the condition. Usually caused from not wiping good enough the first time or from ripping a wet one (known as sharting).
"My anus is wet and I need to wipe, this requires a maintenance wipe."
by shofmonkey March 4, 2005
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lusty manitee

by Cindersella May 16, 2017
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maitey

Refering to a good friend of yours
U kno maitey?
Maitey is coming over in a bit
by HoomanK February 11, 2008
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maintenance blow job

Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.
I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.
by #LovesToTalkToHubby December 14, 2014
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Manatee

A fully aquatic sea mammal, that belongs to the order Sirena, along with the Dugong and Steller's Sea cow, which is extinct. There are three breeds of manatee, the West Indian, the African, and the Amazonian. Manatees live in warm coastal waters, and are harmless. However, due to their large stature, a manatee can appear frightening to some. They naturally approach humans which could be a factor in Flordians declaring it its state animal. However, it's natural impulse to go after boats can result in death. They have no natural predators, other than humans and speedboats.
Awww... That manatee is so cute! Oh no manatee! Get away from that boat!!!!
by ArcticLava21 May 22, 2016
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Maintenance tug

Quick handjob for maintenace purposes
I gave him a quick maintenance tug so he would quit trying to fuck me.
by Wordperv April 27, 2016
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Manifest destiny

A belief more ridiculous than Christianity

Or in normal people words, the belief that an arrogant piece of shit colonist can take over the land of native Americans because the piece of shit colonist is fucking arrogant.
Colonist: give me your land
Native dude: nah fuck you

Colonist: HOW DARE YOU! I have manifest destiny on my side!
Native dude: I wonder how you’ll react when hitler does a similar thing but instead of keeping the equal part of us he kills them.
Colonist: who the fuck are you talking about
by Absolutely really correct June 24, 2020
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