A convention where all black dads that dissapear go. It is very similar to cig-con. Once they go here they cannot leave since it has a one way entrance.
friend 1: "hey man I haven't ever seen your dad, where is he?"
friend 2: "He went to milk-con fifteen years ago"
friend 2: "He went to milk-con fifteen years ago"
by Bruh momentum theory January 10, 2020
Get the milk-conmug. The result of leaving dollar store milk in the sun for 72 hours, thus creating the tiny birth of a milk squid.
"Oh man, remember last summer at the ice cream social? "
"Yeah, we left that 128 oz out in the sun too long and now we have our tiny pal, Earl."
"Mmmmmhmmm, but Earl is the best damn milk squid that we ever did see. "
"Yeah, we left that 128 oz out in the sun too long and now we have our tiny pal, Earl."
"Mmmmmhmmm, but Earl is the best damn milk squid that we ever did see. "
by Bo0Bo0KittyFuck January 7, 2018
Get the milk squidmug. a milk boy is soft and has a milky complexion. It is ultimately a vibe. Everyone's first crush was probably a milk boy. Milk boys don't have much of a personality. There is nothing inside milk boy.
by coock February 12, 2022
Get the milk boymug. Music that is actually good and healthy. No trashy music. Only the good stuff. Music that is pleasant to the ear.
by mdubbb June 10, 2009
Get the ear milkmug. by Plentae April 6, 2019
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Get the Titty milkmug. by themostbestestbest October 15, 2019
Get the milk storemug.