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"Mother I'd like to fuck"

A mother, usually in her middle ages - that despite giving birth to your best friend, is still hot. It's quite common for teenage boys to befriend someone only because their mother's a "milf".

"Liek, omigah - Dude, you're mother's a milf!" -fapfapfap-

by Pissfire January 5, 2006

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Mildly offensive, highly entertaining

Sometimes distasteful, irritating, unpleasant, repugnant to the moral sense, lacking class/good taste/grace, uncouth, or disagreeable to some; but extremely amusing, interesting, humorous, or hilarious to most.

Person A is causing a ruckus and being outlandish in public.

Person B: "That guy sure is a mess, but it's really funny! What he's saying would surely be offensive if I actually cared."

Person C: "I'd say he's mildly offensive, highly entertaining."

by debauchery 22 October 11, 2010

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Hall of Fame MILF

An epic MILF, who's ultimate MILFness will go down in history.

Dude 1 - "Demi Moore is a Hall of Fame MILF, academic nerds across the world have had to rip out some pages of history, to make room for her entry, as an important MILF of epic proportions."

Dude 2 - "No way, seriously? I am glad those history geeks have finally done something right, especially after the fuck up with The Dark Ages."

Dude 1 - "Yeah - they had to get rid of the history of Belgium to make room, but no one will notice apparently."

by Mr. S. Biscuit April 22, 2010

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