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Saucy McFoodlefist

Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, was a grand old man from Pollokshields, with eyes of pale blue irradiated with dark blue—the loveliest eyes I've seen. In the time before becoming a professional, Saucy McFoodlefist led a wild, vagabond-like life spiced by absinthe and hashish. Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional, Libertine, was never married. His chief reasoning for never binding his destiny to another was that "a beautiful woman without a mind of her own leaves her lover with no resource after he had physically enjoyed her charms."

Later in life, Saucy McFoodlefist again returned to his pre-Professional ways. In Saucy McFoodlefist's view, “deceiving a fool is an exploit worthy of an intelligent man,” and most of his professional life was spent in this fashion.

In the view of the Earl of Rochester, "The only things about which Saucy McFoodlefist, Professional knows nothing are those which he believes himself to be expert: the rules of the dance, the French language, good taste, the way of the world, savoir vivre. It is only his comedies which are not funny, only his philosophical works which lack philosophy—all the rest are filled with it; there is always something weighty, new, piquant, profound. He is a well of knowledge"
Saucy McFoodlefist wants you to have some cupcakes.
by Vilgot Sundberg March 5, 2009
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Marty-McFly

A trick in skateboarding. When you are done skating for the time being you and kick the tail of the board sending it into the air and lands in your grasp.
Explanation: Why are those kids so astoundingly happy when they received their (skate/hover)board back from Marty McFly in the Back to the Future trilogy? The only trick that he does is kick the board up to his hands and give it to the child... silly Marty, you ain't that sweet.

Ex 1: "Dude you've been skating all day... Marty-McFly that bitch and lets do something else"

Ex 2: "Yo, Marty-McFly your board and let me try a kickflip"
by Stevenoni January 20, 2008
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Sawn Off McFuck

A person who, through every fault of their own, pisses you off immensly through all of their physical and personal shortcomings.
someone runs into you in the street
"Watch where you are goin you sawn off McFuck!!"
by Courtney Act January 20, 2004
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McFucked

What happens to the poor sap who has to deal with asshole customers all day and then gets fired cuz they're pay is getting a lil too high
As soon as raise-time came around, she knew she was going to get McFucked.
by Carekey March 10, 2005
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mcfly teenie

a 'fan' that screams in mcfly's faces. stalks mcfly. thinks they know everything about mcfly. oh, and most of the time.. they end up on mcflysecrets :)
can be either gender.
"she/he's a mcfly teenie! look at her/him! stalking mcfly! omg, shall we go & try and meet up with them & get on mcflysecrets?"
"YEAHHHHHHHH!"
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mcfly

i don't see everyone's problem with mcfly
so you might not like them but there's no need to say the things that you are saying
they have hundreds of thousands of fans so they can't be that shit can they
by becki4harry January 27, 2005
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mcfly

mcfly totally rock!!their the best band ever.if you dont like them then thats fine but keep your opinions to yourselves and if you really hated them you wouldnt waste your time writing about them!get a life losers!!!!!!!!
i love dougie he is sooo sexy!!!!
by *dougies-baby* August 17, 2004
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