Japanese Foot Massage

You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku

I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"

by jpm1-hopfgarten January 27, 2023

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san quentin massage

Person 1: Damn. That Waleed Ahmed got sentenced 10 years at San Quentin, yo.
Person 2: Shiiit. That boy gonna get the San Quentin massage, brah.

by bramchari June 04, 2017

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Minimum 20 sec and Highest 50 sec if you do it

Ass Massage Day is on 24 april

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Verb

Definition: To be overly kind to a person just because you work with them.

Tyson is really good at giving verbal ball massage, made them feel all sorts of happy even though they just pushed up our deadline to tomorrow

by Snuffi August 24, 2022

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A type of massage that only trendy assholes have done.

See that Hipster? He just came back from getting a Pumpkin Spice Massage.

by andyiskindofcool November 27, 2014

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A punch in the face. To give someone an Australian face massage is to punch them in the face.

“If he’s not careful he’s going to be getting an Australian face massage”

by littlechef69 January 03, 2019

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when your whole body be get massaged

Phoebe axed John for the full body massage.

by GeBo November 07, 2004

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