jennifer lopez 

An overrated washed-up limp voiced "artist" who really isn't good at anything except dancing. her clothes are cheap and tacky, her perfumes smell like the cheap stuff you can get at any drugstore, her acting is barely average, plus she tries to act black but really only looks like a trendy fool.

So why exactly is she famous? her huge wide ass which makes her look like shes wearing depends and/or has a limp on her back which might be in at the moment because it's something new, but still is a lame reason to make her a multi-millionaire.

She's so two years ago, next!

jennifer lopez by GypsyBarbie July 16, 2008

Alberto Lopez 

Adj, Often used to describe a person.

Person coul be any of these traits. Ignorant, Stupid, Athiest, Annoying, unliked by all, broke, teenage Virgin, wears femal apparel, has a pube chin, small dick, and a bitch nigga bitch.

You're such an Alberto Lopez man!

Alberto Lopez by imceni June 9, 2014

Jennifer Lopez 

1. A person who has no talent. 2. Someone who is full of herself 3. Someone who, unfortunately, became famous because of her role in "Selena." Let's face it, that movie made her. Note: The real Selena was a beloved Mexican singer and, unfortunately, Jennifer Lopez became famous by association. Also, when "Selena" originally came out, many Mexicans and Selena fans were outraged that Lopez, a puerto rican, was picked for the role. (Puerto Ricans and Mexicans hate each other). 4. A sell-out. For playing the role of a Mexican.

I can't believe they picked that puerto rican ho, Jennifer Lopez, over all those Mexican actresses for thee role of Selena! If you're a sell-out, you're a Jennifer Lopez.

Jennifer Lopez by realmom1 May 28, 2010

Dirty Lopez 

simply put....... penis inserted into asshole, then inserted into mouth...... aka ass to mouth

lopez stuck his dick into morgan's sphincter and then stuck it into her mouth also known as a dirty lopez

Dirty Lopez by electric haze January 20, 2009

gab lopez 

A gigantic, overweight shit head, who thinks that he is funny, but is an annoying twat who possess a one-incher, and hates all of his "friends"

"hes as big as Gab Lopez!"
"Man, that whale is almost as big as Gab Lopez"

gab lopez by BigBoi69 February 26, 2014

Jennifer Lopez 

noun-
1)a soiled whore
2)a piece of shit
3)Eric Cartman's hand

verb-
acting like a spoiled whore

adjective-
spoiled whorish

noun-
1) She being a Jennifer Lopez.
2)Aw man! Look at all this Jennifer Lopez on my finger
3)TACO FLAVORED KISSES

verb-
Stopping Jennifer Lopezing me...

adjective-
STOP ACTING JENNIFER LOPEZ!

Jennifer Lopez by David Winokur May 15, 2005

mario lopez 

!. Awesome
2. The though guy on saved by the bell.
3. A pimp
4. An actor on nip/tuck.

" Yo homie I'm bout to mario lopez on that fine girl over by the bar."

" Awww yeah I'm feelin like mario lopez today, tell your mom I said what up!"
"Mario Lopez used to punk down preppie all day."
"Mario Lopez is on nip/tuck acting like a beeitch, that's out of character for him!"
"I think Mario Lopez hit Eva Longoria whenher miate husband goes out of town, I bet they spend his cash together."

mario lopez by kingpdoucler November 28, 2009